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MY NAME IS
OWEN KEEHNEN
WELCOME
TO MY WORLD.

SOME NEW FACTS TO KNOW & SHARE:

JOSEPH STALIN WAS A BIG FAN AND LOVER OF LAUREL AND HARDY MOVIES.



HUGH HEFNER ALWAYS DRINKS A GLASS OF MILK WITH EVERY MEAL HE IS SERVED. THE
MILK IS SERVED IN A CHILLED CRYSTAL GLASS.



JOHN QUINCEY ADAMS WAS THE ONLY PRESIDENT TO BATHE IN ICE WATER IN THE WHITE
HOUSE BATHTUB. (HE WOULD SCRUB HIMSELF DURING HIS CHILLY BATH WITH A HORSEHAIR
MITT UNTIL HIS SKIN WAS RAW).



ADOLF HITLER, IN HIS FITS OF ANGER, WOULD OFTEN GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND CHEW
ON THE CARPET.



WHEN MARILYN MONROE WAS A YOUNG HOUSEWIFE, HER FIRST HUSBAND SAID SHE ONCE
TRIED TO BRING A COW INTO THE HOUSE TO KEEP IT OUT OF THE RAIN.



DURING WORLD WAR II, AMERICANS TRIED TO TRAIN BATS TO DROP BOMBS.



IN HIS WILL, STAN LAUREL LEFT HIS DERBY TO DICK VAN DYKE.



IT IS ILLEGAL TO SPANK YOUR CHILD IN GERMANY.



O.J. SIMPSON HAD A SEVERE CASE OF RICKETS AND WORE LEG BRACES WHEN HE WAS A
CHILD.



IN THE 1940'S, THE BICH PEN WAS CHANGED TO BIC FOR FEAR THAT AMERICANS WOULD
PRONOUNCE IT "BITCH".



JIM MORRISON OF THE DOORS WAS THE FIRST ROCK STAR TO BE ARRESTED ONSTAGE.



BUGS BUNNY FIRST SAID "WHAT'S UP DOC?" IN A 1940 CARTOON CALLED "A WILD HARE".



GRASSHOPPERS HAVE WHITE BLOOD.



THE FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN TO BE FEATURED ON THE COVER OF TV GUIDE WAS BILL
COSBY (1966).



THE MOST POPULAR "LAST MEAL" ITEM REQUESTED BY PRISONERS ON DEATH ROW IS
FRENCH FRIES.



BUZZ ALDRIN WAS THE FIRST MAN TO PEE HIS PANTS ON THE MOON.


CUT & PASTE LINK OF THE DAY

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1155282022/bctid1155263727




Fame is an effort to outwit death...and a deep desire for the love of strangers. 

"It's never too late to be what you might have been."

-- George Eliot

Sensationalist journalism is common enough nowadays, but rarely does it soar to the height of art form. In the April 23rd edition of the National Enquirer a masterpiece was hatched with opening sentence of this "Don Gentile" article on Whitney Houston:

"WHEN WHITNEY HOUSTON IS HIGH ON CRACK SHE WILL TRY ALMOST ANYTHING IN HER DEPRAVED BID FOR SEXUAL SATISFACTION."

The next sentence delivered a lurid follow up punch!

"FUELED BY DRUGS, SHE TAKES PART IN LESBIAN SEX, CHASES ANY MAN WHO COMES INTO HER HOUSE AND LOCKS HERSELF FOR HOURS ON END IN HER BATHROOM TO USE HER VAST COLLECTION OF SEX TOYS."

Genius!


Fun and surprises galore inside...

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In an effort to maintain a well rounded site I have decided to include a weekly celebrity recipe on my HOME page. This week's delicious concoction is CHICKEN A LA ROSE MARIE by the lovable star of the Dick Van Dyke Show herself.

Reporting All Things Owen


Strange facts:

* All calico cats are female.

* The descendants of the ancient Roman Empire are not the Italians but the Romanians.

* Years ago wakes were held in the parlor of one's home. Over time our culture opted to remove the socially unpleasant topic of death from the home, so Funeral Parlors came into existence and the parlor where the dead were once laid out for mourning became the LIVING ROOM.

* It's an old Catholic legend that if you want to sell your house you should bury a Virgin Mary statue or medal upside down in your backyard.

* The average speed of sperm during ejaculation is 28 mph -
Too slow for the highway and too fast for a parking lot.

* To avoid waking up with messy hair sleep on a satin pillowcase because the hair slides across it. When you sleep on a cotton pillowcase the fibers of wood in the cotton cause hair to abrade and thus you wake up with "bed head".
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